SpurmBerp
5 days ago
+5
Prestige Once
6 days ago
+100
3000 Spank Speed
+15
120 Second Run Duration
Have a run last 120 Seconds or longer
+50
2000 Spank Speed
+100
10 Million Distance
10 million distance in a single run.
+50
5 Million Distance
5 million distance in a single run.
+10
60 Second Run
Have a run last 60 seconds or longer
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
+10
First Brick
Smash your very first brick. Everyone starts somewhere!
7 days ago
+10
Glimmers of Greatness
Find an Epic item.
+10
Apprentice
Reach level 5.
+10
Holy Shit
Kill a particularly rabid undead.
+5
Cleanup Crew
Kill 10 enemies.
+5
Welcome to the Dungeon
Die for the first time.
+5
Making Progress
Reach level 2.
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+15
A Hair's Breadth
Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.
+10
Death's Dance
Parry an attack that would've killed you.
8 days ago
+100
The Beach Is Clean
+90
Packed Sand
+90
An Hour on the Sand
+50
Full Beach
+90
Open Water
+90
Full Crew
+50
A Hundred Thousand
+50
Buried Treasure
+50
Millionaire
+25
Wider Reach
+50
Groundskeeper
+50
Sharper Eye
+25
Company
A second person on the beach.
+25
Hired Claws
+25
First Cut
+25
Sea Glass
+25
First Pick
You picked a piece of litter off the sand.
3 months ago
Coin Avalanche
Score 1,000 coins.
Centurion
Score 100 coins.
Jackpot!
Win your first prize.
+5
First Drop
Score your very first coin.
4 months ago
+5
Upgrading the Refinery!
+15
Mine 1000 Blocks!
+10
Collect 10,000 Dollars
+5
Mine 500 Blocks!
You're just getting started!
+5
Drilling for Oil!
Start the Auto Drill
+5
Collect 5000 Dollars
+5
More Blocks, More Money
Upgrade your backpack!
+5
Obtain 1000 Dollars