Applecooler
15 days ago
+5
Prestige Once
+100
3000 Spank Speed
20 days ago
+50
5 Million Distance
5 million distance in a single run.
+50
2000 Spank Speed
+10
60 Second Run
Have a run last 60 seconds or longer
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+15
Big Spanker
Spank Terry 100 times.
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
28 days ago
+10
Flash of Steel
Cut an arrow out of the air.
+10
Apprentice
Reach level 5.
+10
Holy Shit
Kill a particularly rabid undead.
+25
Cure the Damned
Kill 50 enemies.
one month ago
10,000,000,000
100,000,000
1,000,000
100,000
10,000
1000
+15
It's More Like a Cliff
Die 25 times.
+10
'Curve' is a Strong Word
Die 10 times.
+5
Cleanup Crew
Kill 10 enemies.
+15
A Hair's Breadth
Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.
+5
Making Progress
Reach level 2.
+10
Death's Dance
Parry an attack that would've killed you.
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+5
Welcome to the Dungeon
Die for the first time.
+50
Complete 1,000 Rank Quests
+25
Complete 500 Rank Quests
+100
Reach Legendary XII
+25
Reach Legendary I
+10
Reach Gold Legend I
+10
Reach Silver Legend I
+10
Reach Bronze Legend I
+10
Reach Gold GrandMaster I
+5
Complete 250 Rank Quests
+10
Reach Silver GrandMaster I
+10
Reach Bronze GrandMaster I
+10
Reach Gold Master I
+10
Reach Silver Master I
+50
Earn $ 1,000,000,000,000
+25
Unlock Gaming
+50
Reach Level 1,000
+25
Earn $ 100,000,000,000
+10
Reach Bronze Master I
+5
Complete 150 Rank Quests
+25
Match 100,000 Tiles
+5
Reach Amethyst I
+5
Reach Platinum I