Boot your first game

Buy an illegal money printer

Overtime unpaid lol

Bonus props appeared

Watching since 2y

Speedrun colleague

BIG BIG BIG

Table slam dunk

Skeleton clocked in

Cube went full red

Wrong ends first

Eyes on you

Sixty-seven protocol

You weren’t scared?

Thrown at the lens

Lights gave up

SCP shift change

Pig on payroll

Earn 1500 points and unlock the Purifier

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 27 seconds or more left on easy mode

Earn 500 points and unlock your first batch of Hail Mary purification grenades

Deliver 10 cleansed objects

Accumulate a total of 500 points

Destroy 10 growths

Restart the game using the emergency reset button

Cleanse your first object using any tool

Reach 15,000 points.

Reach 5,000 points.

Reach 1,000 points.

Finish first on the daily leaderboard.

Finish in the daily top 3.

Beat your best daily score.

Beat your personal best score.

Drop 100 fruits in one run without losing.

Create a Watermelon.

Reach the Melon.