Play the game for the first time

Have a run last 120 Seconds or longer

Spank Terry 100 times.

Have a run last 60 seconds or longer

10 million distance in a single run.

5 million distance in a single run.

Visit your first article.

Play with the developer of WikiHalls!

Deliver 100 cleansed objects

Restart the game using the emergency reset button

Use the Purgator to destroy 5 growths at once

Feed the Curse Eater so much that it goes into hibernation

Earn 2500 points and unlock the Purgator Unit

Accumulate a total of 5000 points

Destroy 100 growths

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 22 seconds or more left on hard mode

Earn 3000 points and unlock the Curse Eater

Earn 1500 points and unlock the Purifier

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 27 seconds or more left on easy mode

Earn 500 points and unlock your first batch of Hail Mary purification grenades

Deliver 10 cleansed objects

Destroy 10 growths

Accumulate a total of 500 points

Finish depositing your last object with 1 or less seconds remaining

Kill 100 enemies

Decline a Drug

Headshot 50 enemies

Cleanse your first object using any tool

Survive the Swarm event.

Score 10,000

Headshot 10 enemies

Get a 5 killstreak

Die for the first time

Kill your first enemy

1 million distance in a single run.

Have a run last 30 seconds or longer

Spank Terry for the first time.

Perform 100 kills with the Gun

Find a Floppa

Complete the Tutorial

Cut the Timer Wire

Win 25 rounds as a Murderer

Kill 3 Bystanders as the Murderer in a span of 5 seconds

Kill 50 players