10 days ago

+50

Entered the Leaderboard

Now to climbing the ranks...

+20

10.000 Points

Baby Steps

+10

Started the Game!

And so it begins...

15 days ago

+10

To Get to the Other Side

Survive a round of Cross Roads

+10

Lights Out

Won a round of Smiler's Garage

16 days ago

+5

Prestige Once

+15

120 Second Run Duration

Have a run last 120 Seconds or longer

one month ago

+25

Skill Issue. Probably.

Die for the first time

+50

Four Horsemen Budget Pack

Fill all 4 weapon slots

+50

Local Menace

Kill 500 enemies in one run

+100

10 Million Distance

10 million distance in a single run.

+10

60 Second Run

Have a run last 60 seconds or longer

+50

5 Million Distance

5 million distance in a single run.

+15

Big Spanker

Spank Terry 100 times.

+5

First Helper

+5

First Contact

+25

It's Complicated

Build a very complicated contraption with 30 separate constraints.

+100

Broke Champion

Broke every single bone in your body.

+5

I am Hitting Myself

Be the cause of your own death.

2 months ago

Humble Beginnings

Caught your first fish.

+75

Shit Slaughter Machine

+10

Rookie

+50

Serial Shitter

+25

Facepoop

+25

Facekick

+10

First Blood

3 months ago

+5

Power On

Boot your first game

+25

1 Million Distance

1 million distance in a single run.

+50

2000 Spank Speed

+5

30 Second Run

Have a run last 30 seconds or longer

+25

1000 Spank Speed

+5

This isn't so hard....

Kill your first enemy.

+15

A Hair's Breadth

Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.

+50

faking loser

die or something

+5

Spanker

Spank Terry for the first time.

+5

Clicked In

Clicked into Clicksino.

+50

Untouchable No More

Destroy Leo's record and his ego in one clean combo

+30

Balance Master

Maintain balance on a single grind or manual for 40 seconds or more

+50

Visitor

Visit the game for the first time.

4 months ago

+10

Dead On

Kill an enemy with a headshot.

+10

Up Close

Kill an enemy with a melee strike.

+15

One in a Melon

Kill an enemy with a watermelon.

+10

Hot Hands

Kill an enemy by throwing any object.

+5

First Blood

Kill your first enemy.

+10

False Alarm

Won a round of Siren's Forest

+20

Tundra Explorer

Bought every spawn on tundra.

+5

Forest Explorer

Bought every spawn on forest

+5

First Drop

Score your very first coin.

Surgeon

Land 10 perfect drops in a row

Precise

Land 5 perfect drops in a row