one month ago
+50
Entered the Leaderboard
Now to climbing the ranks...
+20
10.000 Points
Baby Steps
+10
Started the Game!
And so it begins...
+10
To Get to the Other Side
Survive a round of Cross Roads
+10
Lights Out
Won a round of Smiler's Garage
+5
Prestige Once
+15
120 Second Run Duration
Have a run last 120 Seconds or longer
2 months ago
+25
Skill Issue. Probably.
Die for the first time
+50
Four Horsemen Budget Pack
Fill all 4 weapon slots
+50
Local Menace
Kill 500 enemies in one run
+100
10 Million Distance
10 million distance in a single run.
+10
60 Second Run
Have a run last 60 seconds or longer
+50
5 Million Distance
5 million distance in a single run.
+15
Big Spanker
Spank Terry 100 times.
+5
First Helper
+5
First Contact
+25
It's Complicated
Build a very complicated contraption with 30 separate constraints.
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+5
I am Hitting Myself
Be the cause of your own death.
Humble Beginnings
Caught your first fish.
3 months ago
+75
Shit Slaughter Machine
+10
Rookie
+50
Serial Shitter
+25
Facepoop
+25
Facekick
+10
First Blood
+5
Power On
Boot your first game
4 months ago
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+50
2000 Spank Speed
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+15
A Hair's Breadth
Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.
+50
faking loser
die or something
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
+5
Clicked In
Clicked into Clicksino.
+50
Untouchable No More
Destroy Leo's record and his ego in one clean combo
+30
Balance Master
Maintain balance on a single grind or manual for 40 seconds or more
+50
Visitor
Visit the game for the first time.
+10
Dead On
Kill an enemy with a headshot.
+10
Up Close
Kill an enemy with a melee strike.
+15
One in a Melon
Kill an enemy with a watermelon.
+5
First Blood
Kill your first enemy.
+10
Hot Hands
Kill an enemy by throwing any object.
+10
False Alarm
Won a round of Siren's Forest
5 months ago
+20
Tundra Explorer
Bought every spawn on tundra.
+5
Forest Explorer
Bought every spawn on forest
+5
First Drop
Score your very first coin.
Surgeon
Land 10 perfect drops in a row
Precise
Land 5 perfect drops in a row