2 months ago
+10
Glimmers of Greatness
Find an Epic item.
+10
Shattered Steel
Defeat a skilled swordsman.
+10
Apprentice
Reach level 5.
+10
Holy Shit
Kill a particularly rabid undead.
+5
Cleanup Crew
Kill 10 enemies.
+15
A Hair's Breadth
Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.
3 months ago
+50
2000 Spank Speed
+50
5 Million Distance
5 million distance in a single run.
+15
Big Spanker
Spank Terry 100 times.
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+10
60 Second Run
Have a run last 60 seconds or longer
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
+20
10k
Getting Serious
beta
Beta Tester
Starting Up
+10
Welcome
Welcome Aboard
+5
First Steps
4 months ago
+15
Obtain Your First Pet
+25
Open Village Door
+25
Unlock Tractor
+10
Cut Your First Slime
+20
Open Swamp Door
+15
Unlock Drone
+10
Complete Desert Puzzle
+35
Get Legendary Quality
+15
Unlock Electric Mover
+10
Cut Your First Gold
+30
Rebirth for the 5th Time
+15
Open Crimson Door
+10
Reforge Item First Time
+10
Open Cave Door
+20
Rebirth Third Time
+15
Rebirth Second Time
+15
Unlock Push Mover
+25
We have Garry at home (Play with Devs)
+15
Rebirth Your First Time
+5
Cut Your First Skull
+10
Open Desert Door
+10
Unlock Scythe
+5
Cut Your First Mushroom
+5
Open Grass Door
+5
Find Your First Gnome
+5
Cut Your First Grass
+10
I'm a Mechanic
Build a contraption with 4 wheels.
+5
Making Progress
Reach level 2.
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+10
Death's Dance
Parry an attack that would've killed you.
+5
Welcome to the Dungeon
Die for the first time.