You have walked one kilometer in game

You dropped an item. It's okay, happens to everyone!

You picked up an item you just placed in a spot. The right spot can wait.

Your journey has just begun. Play your first game.

Look at Dupli during the intro because he's a Tumblr sexyman.

Get fired on your first day.

Don't get dizzy!

Complete a run on hard difficulty.

Played for 30 minutes in a single session.

Die

Knock on a door