2 days ago

+40
Destructor
Kill 1500 enemies in a single run.
+5
Easy Mode
Complete a run on easy difficulty.
+20
Spam Closer
Close 7 Windows
+30
Unstoppable
Get a 25-word streak. You're a spelling machine!
+15
On a Roll
Get a 10-word streak. Nothing can stop you!
+20
Close Call
Submit a correct answer in the last 0.5 seconds. Phew!
+5
Warming Up
Get a 3-word streak. You're just getting started!
+5
Participation Award
Correctly spell a 3-letter word.
+15
Lightning Speed
Get a correct answer in under 1.5 seconds. Are you even human?
+5
Quick Thinker
Get a correct answer in under 3 seconds
Welcome Aboard!
Play your first game.
+10
Trash Tackler
Collect 10 pieces of rubbish
+10
Tidy Technician
Put back your first misplaced item
+40
The Final Countdown
Be the last prop alive and win.

one month ago

+25
I swear it's a real pet!

2 months ago

+7
Get 1,000 cookies
+5
Get 1 cookie

4 months ago

+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself
+10
Reach 1500 $
+10
Reach 1000 $
+5
Reach 500 $
+5
Reach 100 $

5 months ago

+5
Protein Enthusiast
Protein is all you need
+5
Casual Curler
Doing curls all day long
+5
Dumbbell Dreamer
Sometimes I dream about Dumbbells
+5
Weakling Workout
Every rep fuels the rise from weak to warrior!
+5
A Single Step
Finish a single round
+10
Efficient Classics
Perform two tetrises back-to-back
+5
My First Health Violation
The health inspector found some dirty things
+5
Doubloon master of the computer store
Use the computer to purchase something
+10
Serve 10 Customers
Every chef's dream. 10 customers! WOW AMAZING
+5
Complete Day 2
Complete 2 days in a single run
+5
Tutorial Grand Master
Congratulations! You're so smart :)
+10
First Steps
Run 10 Meters
+50
2.5k Tony
Get a score of 2,500 or higher
+20
1k Wonder
Get a score of 1,000 or higher
+10
Game Over
Get your first Game Over

7 months ago

+10
First Click!
You never forget your first Soylent!
+5
Baby's First Merge
Merge your first two emojis
+30
Neutral Ending
Get the Neutral Ending

8 months ago

+5
First Process
Process your first Terry