3 days ago
+15
Drift for 2 whole seconds
4 days ago
+25
Win a race
+15
Pick up 5 pickups
+25
1 minute of air time
+15
Finish a race
one month ago
+10
I'm a Mechanic
Build a contraption with 4 wheels.
2 months ago
+25
It's Complicated
Build a very complicated contraption with 30 separate constraints.
+10
Area 51
Build a spaceship with a bunch of hoverballs.
+10
Secret Phrase
Say the secret phrase
4 months ago
Walk 1km
You have walked one kilometer in game
+10
First Grind
Complete your first grind
6 months ago
+25
Clear Greenhouse
Clear the Greenhouse Section
+20
Clear Boiler
Clear the Boiler Section
+40
Bounce 10 Times
Bounce off the wall 10 times in a row!
+30
Bounce 5 Times
Bounce off the wall 5 times in a row!
+25
Fall 5000 Units
You fell 5000 units!
7 months ago
+20
I have something to say
Make an announcement as the Mayor
+75
Victory
Kill the boss
8 months ago
+10
Beat a bot
Beat a bot in a game of pool
+15
A Hair's Breadth
Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.
+10
Hole In One!
Score a hole in one
+20
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Fall off the course 10 times
+10
It's a long way down...
Fall off the course
+10
Halloween 2025
Play during October 2025
+10
Shattered Steel
Defeat a skilled swordsman.
+10
Glimmers of Greatness
Find an Epic item.
+10
Apprentice
Reach level 5.
+25
Cure the Damned
Kill 50 enemies.
+10
Holy Shit
Kill a particularly rabid undead.
+10
'Curve' is a Strong Word
Die 10 times.
+10
Death's Dance
Parry an attack that would've killed you.
+5
Cleanup Crew
Kill 10 enemies.
+5
Welcome to the Dungeon
Die for the first time.
+5
Making Progress
Reach level 2.
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
11 months ago
+20
Noclipper
Get 10 individual kills while flying in the air
one year ago
+50
Break out of Prison
+25
Crack the code
System Administrator
Gain access to the security control panel
+5
Easy Mode
Complete a run on easy difficulty.
+40
Destructor
Kill 1500 enemies in a single run.