9 days ago

+25

Clear Greenhouse

Clear the Greenhouse Section

+20

Clear Boiler

Clear the Boiler Section

+40

Bounce 10 Times

Bounce off the wall 10 times in a row!

+30

Bounce 5 Times

Bounce off the wall 5 times in a row!

+25

Fall 5000 Units

You fell 5000 units!

12 days ago

+20

I have something to say

Make an announcement as the Mayor

23 days ago

+75

Victory

Kill the boss

one month ago

+10

Beat a bot

Beat a bot in a game of pool

2 months ago

+15

A Hair's Breadth

Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.

+10

Hole In One!

Score a hole in one

+20

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Fall off the course 10 times

+10

It's a long way down...

Fall off the course

+10

Halloween 2025

Play during October 2025

+10

Shattered Steel

Defeat a skilled swordsman.

+10

Glimmers of Greatness

Find an Epic item.

+10

Apprentice

Reach level 5.

+25

Cure the Damned

Kill 50 enemies.

+10

Holy Shit

Kill a particularly rabid undead.

+10

'Curve' is a Strong Word

Die 10 times.

+10

Death's Dance

Parry an attack that would've killed you.

+5

Cleanup Crew

Kill 10 enemies.

+5

Welcome to the Dungeon

Die for the first time.

+5

Making Progress

Reach level 2.

+5

This isn't so hard....

Kill your first enemy.

+100

Broke Champion

Broke every single bone in your body.

+25

Mile High Club

Reached the final platform.

+20

Brittle Bones

Reached level 10 on bone damage.

+50

Rich

Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.

+15

Double Jointed

Reached level 10 on joint damage.

+15

Dislocator

Dislocated every joint in your body.

+10

Modest Fortune

Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!

+10

String Cheese

Reached level 10 on ligament damage.

+15

Eagle

Reached level 5 on air control.

4 months ago

+20

Noclipper

Get 10 individual kills while flying in the air

5 months ago

+50

Break out of Prison

+25

Crack the code

System Administrator

Gain access to the security control panel

+5

Easy Mode

Complete a run on easy difficulty.

+40

Destructor

Kill 1500 enemies in a single run.

+10

Into the Shadows

Complete your first level as Dark.

+10

Let There Be Light!

Complete your first level as Light.

+5

Oupsi !

Forget to light something up or darken something before completing the level.

+50

Police better not hear this

Buy an illegal money printer

7 months ago

+5

Ferris Wheel

Place down a Ferris Wheel

+5

Spick-and-Span

Hire a cleaner! No more guests slipping on vomit and rubbish.

Grease Monkey

Hire a mechanic! Your rides just got a whole lot safer.

+5

Now Hiring

Hire your first staff member! Time to share the workload.

+20

Better Together

Open a park with a friend!

+20

Thrill Capital

Reach 250 guests! You’ve built a must-see destination.

+10

Main Attraction

Hit 100 guests! Word’s getting out—this place is the real deal.