3 months ago
Humble Beginnings
Caught your first fish.
+5
Leap of Faith
Jumped across 1 barrier
6 months ago
Walk 1km
You have walked one kilometer in game
9 months ago
+67
Blueberry Badge
Blueberry
10 months ago
+100
Sore Thumb
Flip the coin 500 times.
+100
Over the hump.
Reach a streak of 5.
+100
Baby's First Streak
Reach a streak of 2.
+100
Avid Flipper
Flip the coin 100 times.
+100
Am I doing this right?
Flip the coin 50 times.
+100
First Flip
Flip the coin for the first time.
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+5
Metaphysical
Picked up Maxwell!
11 months ago
+10
Sustainable Business
Earn $10,000 in one day
+10
Main Attraction
Hit 100 guests! Word’s getting out—this place is the real deal.
Grease Monkey
Hire a mechanic! Your rides just got a whole lot safer.
+5
Spick-and-Span
Hire a cleaner! No more guests slipping on vomit and rubbish.
+5
Now Hiring
Hire your first staff member! Time to share the workload.
+5
Big Spender
Spend $10,000
+5
Turning a Profit
Earn $1,000 in one day
+5
Crowd Starter
Welcome your first 25 guests! The park is finally alive.
+5
Ferris Wheel
Place down a Ferris Wheel
+10
Established
Place down a total of 10 buildings
+5
Long Road
Place down 10 paths
+100
Secret Ending
Get the Secret Ending
+40
Cat Fur Coat
Harvest 99 Cats
+50
Pacifist Ending
Get the Pacifist Ending
+50
Genocide Ending
Get the Genocide Ending
+10
Why?
Die on a single lava block
+5
Hello Void
Fall at the start of the parkour
+25
Complite Parkour
Reach the end of the parkour
+10
Half-Assed
Guess an anomaly without encountering it
+5
Unlucky
Report (correctly) two non-anomalous locations in a row
one year ago
+15
Line Art
Clear 100 lines
+5
Just Getting Started
Play your first game of Tetros
+5
Beginner
Complete 10 Stages
+45
Family Man
Beat "Family Home" on Normal Difficulty.
+15
Paranormal Auditor
Successfully report 10 anomalies.
+9
Collect $10,000
+7
Collect $1,000
+5
Collect $100
+5
Try parkour