Die 50 times

Land an outside bucket on the tallest drop board.

Float your first company.

Claim on seven consecutive days.

Win ten times your stake in one arcade game.

Clear a mines board without hitting a mine.

Hold fifteen companies at once.

Trade a company while its story is still on the wire, on the side the story points.

Hold five companies at once.

Receive your first dividend.

Complete 25 trades.

Complete your first trade.

Play the arcade.

Collect 50,000 ore units

Hit 10 enemies in a single laser shot.

Smelt 2,000 ingots

Collect 10,000 ore units

Purchase 15 tools

Collect 2,500 ore units

Purchase 10 tools

Purchase 6 tools

Total Score Reaches 4096.

Total Score Reaches 2048.

Total Score Reaches 1024.

Wow, Three Digits!

OK, Sixty Four.

That's Easy. Right?

Not Even Hard!

Eight! Eight! Eight!

First Merge?!

Thanks For Playing...

Purchase 3 tools

Collect 500 rare ingots

Collect 100 rare ingots

Have a run last 30 seconds or longer

Spank Terry for the first time.