Play a game on every map.

Die to your own trap.

Customize your character.

Destroy 100 growths

Earn 3000 points and unlock the Curse Eater

Earn 1500 points and unlock the Purifier

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 27 seconds or more left on easy mode

Deliver 10 cleansed objects

Accumulate a total of 500 points

Earn 500 points and unlock your first batch of Hail Mary purification grenades

Destroy 10 growths

Cleanse your first object using any tool

Finish a game in first place.

Finish a game in second place.

Successfully collect an ape coin.

Be the first to reach the flagpole.

Supercharge three traps with a battery.

Finish a game in third place.

Fall into the poisonous gas.

Be the first to pick an obstacle.

Our office, our rules

SCP shift change

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Replaced by AI

Speedrun colleague

Glasses went missing

Make the finale decision

Watching since 2y

No bounce zone

You weren’t scared?

BIG BIG BIG

Eyes on you

Pig on payroll

Props switched desks

Hands are wrong

Lights gave up

Rude - no wave

Nobody’s home

Cube went full red

Skeleton clocked in

Earn $10,000 lifetime.

Score 1,000 coins.

Win a Diamond.

Win 5 different prize types.

Complete 10 Levels

Cut the Timer Wire

Complete 5 Levels

Complete the Tutorial