they are broken

My god, this game is magnificent. I quit my real-life janitor job and now I basically live in this game. I can't afford food or rent anymore, and my boyfriend dumped me, BUT I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH! I hope the developer fixes it.

When I was a kid, a massive busty elf was hitting on me, she pounced on me and started playing with my balls. I want to thank the author for helping me remember these sensations to classical music.