8 days ago
+60
Survived 3 minutes
+40
Trip Captain Clark x5
25 days ago
+5
Watch Meme #17
+5
Watch Meme #16
+5
Watch Meme #15
+5
Watch Meme #14
+5
Watch Meme #13
+5
Watch Meme #12
+5
Watch Meme #11
one month ago
+5
Pharmacist
Take 10 drugs
+25
High Roller
Score 10,000
+10
Headhunter
Headshot 10 enemies
+5
First Blood... Yours.
Die for the first time
+5
First Blood
Kill your first enemy
+10
Ahead of the curve
Die to the Head Man
+5
level_4
+5
level_3
+5
level_2
+5
level_1
+5
Watch Meme #10
+5
Watch Meme #9
+5
Watch Meme #8
+5
Watch Meme #7
+5
Watch Meme #6
+5
Watch Meme #5
+5
100 Clips
Reach 100 Paperclips
+5
To the Starting Line
Start your first race!
+5
The First Article
Visit your first article.
+25
Sold The Spike
+10
Cashing Out
+10
First Rig
+50
Megashot
Kill 100,000 mobs
+5
Questionable Investment
Buy your first company upgrade.
+5
Employee of the Minute
Complete your employee orientation without getting permanently terminated.
+15
No Incidents Reported
Complete a run without any employee deaths.
+15
Nothing But Trouble
Complete a sale with only cursed items.
+10
Suspicious Merchandise
Sell your first cursed item.
+10
First Night’s Pay
Complete your first run.
+5
On the Clock
Begin your first run.
+5
First Shift
Start your first company shift.
+5
Finger warm-up
+10
Crazy
+5
Classic
+5
Newbie?
+5
Welcome!
+5
Played Game
Play the game for the first time
+5
Watch Meme #3
+5
Watch Meme #4
+5
Watch Meme #2
+5
Watch Meme #1