Some slicker graphics would send this. I like how tight the controls are, reminds me of boomer shooters.
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"hidden gem" huh...
Keep this gem hidden as long as you can
youtube playables are suddenly "Hidden Gems"
Even if the art was all hand-made from cardboard and clay, scanned, photographed and processed into digital assets and meticulously placed into the game; you could NOT make me play a Roblox tycoon game where the gameplay loop is clicking trees and listening to the lobby say slurs.
When you design a game to just suck time and attention without any tangible reward or compelling narrative, you're kinda just insulting the people who play it-- Almost definitionally 'Slop', if not still subjectively.
Dogshit experience with disorienting recoil, boring unpolished design and cheaters you can't kick or even report.
I played Sausage Survivors 2, and was curious to see what systems they added or improved from the old version.
My review of the 2nd game applies to this one too: Missing features most survivor games have like meta progression, and it's severely lacking fun mechanics. Perk system is barebones, and doesn't really excite me to play more.
I guess since the 2nd is out, this won't get any more updates.
Cool aesthetic and the gameplay technically works... But it's a 10 minute distraction, max--
Hit the DPS ceiling with the STG, and then you just kinda walk in circles farming the zombies until you die... That's it.
This game pisses me off because it's almost good... And I'm mad because it's promoted by the S&Box team as high-polish, when it's actually lacking pretty common features found in much less ambitious-looking titles.
Yes it's one of the more polished LOOKING games on S&Box, and one of the only games to use original-looking assets, too.
But there's just so many other survivor games to play, and this doesn't offer anything that the others don't already do way better, so it just comes of as feeling like unreal-slop?
It looks nice, but plays like dogwater basically.
Speed up the early game-- The slow, clunky gameplay is the biggest issue for me. Shoot shoot shoot, reload: Boring... Where's the player agency? Weapon choices? I just don't care about the perks system... It's shallow and boring, and offers very little in terms of gameplay and replayability. Lock the player into something (weapon, build idea) they know will be strong in the late game, and don't just let it be a surprise when the boss spawns and they still haven't rolled the random perk that lets them pass an arbitrary damage check.
Outside of the core gameplay loop issues, some kind of meta-progression would be good. Even the franchise you copied had the respect to the player (a paying customer) to offer more than just a static experience.
Very barebones tycoon game. Set up shelves, stand at the register, rinse and repeat watching number go up...
Pros
- Runs
- Doesn't take long to load
- unique eagle-eye camera
- large play area, lots of room to grow
- doesn't lag
Cons
- AI art assets
- Simple gameplay
- No sounds or music
- Roblox style game with no real goal
- Feels like a clicker/idle game with extra steps
Universal Paperclips modernised
If you've played it, you know what you're in for.
Faithfully recreated in S&Box, and, even though it's simple, still, I'm really impressed! The refreshed style is pleasing to look at, and the classic game transitions are remade with more style, giving this version it's own distinct feel.
Go release the Hypnodrones!
cookie clicker is literally free 😭
IDLE SLOPPPPPPPPPP
Dev seems to be improving this one! Looking forward to more content
At the moment you can get all the tasks done in one session if you know the general strategy for coin pushing-- Would love to see more systems that create interesting gameplay for the player outside of just dropping coins.
You really thought this was funny? Pig.
Hell yeah! I'm gonna come back to this for multiplayer. Can we get the game running at a higher framerate maybe? It's not as responsive-feeling as I'd like personally.
what is this shit
I think it's stolen assets mainly, badged cars from famous brands with much higher polycount and nicer texture-workd than world map. Game is whatever... Handful of trial races with nothing to do otherwise, no players.
Cars are very slippery which gave me hope I learn through feeling, but I couldn't get my controller working so jerking the car weight around with the keyboard input loses lots of speed and is hard to corner with.
Sad there's no other good racing games on S&box though..
Holy Roblox slop. Watering can with infinite water, plants grow in 1-2 minutes. Map doesn't make sense. It's just a place for people to waste their time for no reward.
Lil score attack game with retro graphics. I don't get the story, but I think it's about taking drugs and killing people. very classy!