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Ten subjects will enter custody.

One will press the Administrator.

One will be granted a Privilege.

Some will survive the Trial.

The first subject to reduce their sentence from 10,000 years to zero will be eligible for mercy.

██████ WILL BE RELEASED. NO SUBJECT HAS FAILED TO BE RELEASED. PREVIOUS RELEASE RECORDS ARE NOT AVAILABLE. THIS IS NORMAL.

DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON is a fast competitive party game built around short Trials, physical interaction, temporary advantages and administrative punishment.

Compete. Interfere. Form temporary alliances. Abandon them when necessary.

Your behavior will be observed. Your progress will be recorded. Your achievements will be preserved after memory correction.

You are not being watched for entertainment.

You are not repeating the same cycle.

You have not read this description before.

PRESS THE BUTTON. 
DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON. 
PRESS THE BUTTON. 
DON'T 
PRESS 
THE 
BUTTON

[THE ADMINISTRATOR IS LISTENING]