Finish a single round

Perform two fourtrises back-to-back

1 million distance in a single run.

Spank Terry for the first time.

Played for 4 hours in a single session.

Lock a door

Make an announcement as the Mayor

Broke every single bone in your body.

Reached the final platform.

Reached level 10 on joint damage.

Reached level 10 on bone damage.

Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.

Reached level 10 on ligament damage.

Dislocated every joint in your body.

Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!

Reached level 5 on air control.

Fall without injuring yourself

Earn 1500 points and unlock the Purifier

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 27 seconds or more left on easy mode

Deliver 10 cleansed objects

Accumulate a total of 500 points

Earn 500 points and unlock your first batch of Hail Mary purification grenades

Destroy 10 growths

Cleanse your first object using any tool

Die for the first time

Kill your first enemy

Win a Diamond.

Score 100 coins.

Win your first prize.

Score your very first coin.

Played for 2 hours in a single session.

Buy an illegal money printer

Drop physical cash

Played for 1 hour in a single session.

Change jobs

Played for 30 minutes in a single session.

Buy a door