mediocre rpg. not really anything interesting.
Arlojmikk
26 reviews
It's just bitlife with not really anything that interesting, it looks vibe coded to me.
I mean he WAS making it as a aliteral shitpost intentionally making it bad to critique the slop.....
It's fun but it needs some work on a few areas, Like the shop pegs being randomly placed which ends up with sometimes not being able to see the price of them, and the extended shot prediction thing not being really accurate and being a lot worse than the peggle one.
cool concept, very simple and well done.
it's eh
uninteresting
pretty nice!
absurdly generic vibe-coded looking clicker game. nothing special at all.
The props can just glitch out of the game causing you to have to rejoin, it's just a clicker with nothing really interesting about it at all. not even any good effects! AND the hitboxes are godawful!!!!
It's really good, hope to see more modules added!
The text scrolling speed is absurdly slow and there is no function to just instantly display the text. and you only go to the next screen by pressing a button (which makes an obnoxiously loud sound!!!!!) and there's no music.
Please try and work harder on things to make them actually like pleasant to read.
The writing (which i didn't get far into. i read like 2 lines because of the atrocious UI) feels like it's done by someone who's like 14 years old.
You should have just used renpy which would have been a lot better suited for someone who clearly doesn't know what they're doing or how to use this engine.
THE ONE UPSIDE is at least it's not some vibe coded bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's alright, the growing times to selling prices are REALLY fucking out of whack. why the hell would i grow a plant that takes 10 minutes to give me 25 dollars when i could grow a fuck ton of plants that take 2 minute and 15 seconds for 10 dollars?????? it's literally 10 FUCKING TIMES SLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO the UI is buggy and does not switch icons when something actually switches locations or when you switch something in the menu. needs a LOT of work and a total rebalance.
Literally just a stolen version of universal paperclips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's good BUT there's no option for a singleplayer server AND the multiplayer gets LAGGY AS SHIT when it runs too long. please let me play it singleplayer.
I got banned by the dev because i criticized the game for being a generic idler.
its a fairly alright incremental game but it's got a lot of quality of life issues (some of which have been fixed to be fair) such as the experience of the swamp zone is slow because you have to harvest these slime things which take a long time to respawn to progress optimally so you have to move around a lot. and the "heaven" area with the giant combine harvester is painful because the combine harvester handles REALLY badly. please improve the handling of the combine harvester and the tractor. they handle really badly because the huge wheels have a weird countersteering thing which is painful.
sloppy unsatisfying idler game. the time to grow to money ratio is batshit. it's really not designed well at all to be honest. the progression is arbitrarily long so that people leave the game running so you get play fund money
ABSURDLY slow progression with no offline progress for the drill thing which makes everything take an excessive amount of time that you either have to be idle (which uses a fuck ton of GPU power because it's ABSURDLY unoptimized!!!!!!!!!!!!!) or you don't get any progress. like come on man.
It's really neat so far, looking forward to seeing it get finished!