It takes a substantial amount of time, effort, and mental fortitude to be an unemployed semi-sweat variety gamer. As such, I take pride in many of my frowned upon qualities. For the sake of reviewing this game mode, allow me to divulge a few of them to you:
For starters, I'm something of a fishing mini-game expert. I've sat through countless of them in my attempts to 100% games such as Stardew Valley, Terraria, Torchlights, Dark Clouds, New World, Sea of Thieves, NieR, the list goes on. Unfortunately the fishing mechanics here are simply not up to par for it to be the main focus. If I wanted to play aimlabs/discount OSU before I could even begin catching the fish, I would go play those. And the other half of the minigame doesn't even work when the mark is too close to the edges.
Second, I'm a shit game connoisseur. I love descending the reverse Mt. Everest, to see depths that very few have bothered or even want to see. The lower the review score, the more appetizing the completion. And the one thing I can not forgive is developers who spam fake reviews to boost review %. Many of these positive reviews do not have the playtime to even finish the tutorial quests. Some of them are from the devs themselves. I simply can not in good faith give this game any positive accolades for this grave sin.
And to round things out with a third point, I have a conscious. I don't need no talking cricket, I am a real boy. I don't support rat bastards. So why would I ever wish the best for developers who stab another in the back just for a slightly bigger cut of play fund. I have a few positive things I could say about this mode, a few improvement suggestions, however I am making the decision to not share them because of the ill nature of the developers. Justice for Seth and the pennies that were stolen from him.
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