easier clears than flappy birds but adds 3 lanes to navigate to compensate. Checkpoint system. Not bad I guess.
KAIIRU
28 reviews
It takes a substantial amount of time, effort, and mental fortitude to be an unemployed semi-sweat variety gamer. As such, I take pride in many of my frowned upon qualities. For the sake of reviewing this game mode, allow me to divulge a few of them to you:
For starters, I'm something of a fishing mini-game expert. I've sat through countless of them in my attempts to 100% games such as Stardew Valley, Terraria, Torchlights, Dark Clouds, New World, Sea of Thieves, NieR, the list goes on. Unfortunately the fishing mechanics here are simply not up to par for it to be the main focus. If I wanted to play aimlabs/discount OSU before I could even begin catching the fish, I would go play those. And the other half of the minigame doesn't even work when the mark is too close to the edges.
Second, I'm a shit game connoisseur. I love descending the reverse Mt. Everest, to see depths that very few have bothered or even want to see. The lower the review score, the more appetizing the completion. And the one thing I can not forgive is developers who spam fake reviews to boost review %. Many of these positive reviews do not have the playtime to even finish the tutorial quests. Some of them are from the devs themselves. I simply can not in good faith give this game any positive accolades for this grave sin.
And to round things out with a third point, I have a conscious. I don't need no talking cricket, I am a real boy. I don't support rat bastards. So why would I ever wish the best for developers who stab another in the back just for a slightly bigger cut of play fund. I have a few positive things I could say about this mode, a few improvement suggestions, however I am making the decision to not share them because of the ill nature of the developers. Justice for Seth and the pennies that were stolen from him.
okay yeah it's a decent game I'm sure people will like this.
Maybe I would be willing to give it more time but the sound effects and mocking text are cringe.
fun game mode. Unfortunately can not be fully completed to my knowledge.
wait I like this one even better than the red/black
this looks dope.
The foundation is present for this to grow into the go-to grind mode of S&box.
The dev team is extremely active both ingame and on discord showing off WIP features. If this keeps momentum, probably in a few months it will be the most played non-idler. Right now it's a prototype but there's already 40 hours of content.
Any complaints I had previously are already patched in the time it took me to grind leaderboard.
If you're looking for something a bit more slow paced with less clutter than Mow The Lawn / S&Miner, this is a solid recommend.
interesting ragdoll game mode. Nothing more to say really.
Thank god you can spam spawn points. I don't think you can clear the pizza box platform jump to the shop if you set a spawn on last one. I had to jump down and climb back up to dash across all for enough speed.
All around a good solid game mode that doesn't even feel like S&Box. This could be its own early access game.
S&box version of wplace. hopefully with less griefing this time.
fun aerial combat game.
I wish there was more strategy to taking down the ships that shoot back rather than spamming dodge and divebombing them.
health packs disappear way too quickly and most the time you cant get to them before they do so.
I recommend making pickups appear on the radar and stay up longer. And maybe a rechargable shield for dealing with the ranged enemies because carpal tunnel isn't fun.
Interesting little game but it feels unfinished and the background bugged out permanently after about my 15th dive.
exactly as advertised. I don't like the board reseting when I quit though. Feels like FOMO when I have to leave a bunch of prizes that are about to fall.
Oh yes. Why bother making yet another farming sim to monetize player retention when you got this ancient technique? You just can't beat the classics.
I knew this was going to be complete trash before I even booted it up but I had to see for myself. Schrodinger's brainrot. I completed the entire atrocity. It's not even a decent Roblox style obby. It's just the same awful puzzles copy pasted like 10 times with broken English text everywhere. Do not bother. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be scanning my PC for malware.
It's fun but I I will never forgive this dev for cheating me out of my pachinko level world record. I could only tie for 1st place at 7.53 but I had several sub 6s finishes however the timer spergs out to 99s.
Not much to say. Idler runescape.
I was honestly going to say that this was a piece of crap. But then I started to think about it. Despite the broken easy AI, this is one of the most accurate CoD Zombies ripoffs I've played. AND it's honestly more entertaining than Sker Ritual which is a $30 full experience. Considering all the Idler low effort trash on this platform, I'd say this is a welcome addition to S&box.
To the dev: You have a choice here with how you proceed. You could just keep the AI "brainless" as is, there is a market for low difficulty. Possibly focus on releasing a bunch of maps with story/easter eggs. Replace all the too obvious ripoff stuff (like the box/powerups/guns) with some half baked OC and you could make some revenue off this easily.