26 days ago
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself
10 months ago
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
11 months ago
+98
Pointer
Gain 5000000 points total
+25
Hard Mode
Complete a run on hard difficulty.
+15
Medium Mode
Complete a run on medium difficulty.
+5
Easy Mode
Complete a run on easy difficulty.
+40
Destructor
Kill 1500 enemies in a single run.
+20
Spam Closer
Close 7 Windows
one year ago
+5
Keep It Up
You won a round. Four more to go.
+5
Half way there...
Win a half.
+5
Baby's First Kill
Kill someone.
+10
Cardinal II
Played ten cards.
+5
I have... powers?
Activate an ability while in the round.
+5
Cardinal
Play a card.