yesterday

+60
Rewrite Survivor
Delete THE REWRITE.
+100
Power Restored
Clear the cursed wave 13.
+30
Wallhack
Kill 10 Anti-Cheats from behind in one run.
+75
Release Candidate
Reach a 100 kill combo.
+100
Early Access
Clear wave 10.
+60
It Actually Shipped
Delete SOON™.
+15
prop_physics
Pop 5 watermelons in one run.
+35
kill -9
Reap 13 downed Zombie Processes in one run.
+30
Dev Preview
Clear wave 5.
+60
Scope Cut
Delete SCOPE CREEP.
+35
No Regressions
Clear a wave without taking damage.
+30
Empty Export
Push the export size past 2.00 GB.
+25
Missing Texture
Kill 100 Placeholders in one run.
+15
Spelling Bee
Kill 5 loose ERROR letters in one run.
+25
Hotloaded
Reach a 25 kill combo.
+5
Hello World
Kill your first enemy.

9 days ago

+25
COLLECTED
Deliver 013 Hold for Collection
+20
FIRE ESCAPE
Deliver 012 Return Address
+15
UPSTAIRS
Deliver 010 Transfer
+10
EXPRESS
Earn Express on any level
+15
DISTURBED
Deliver 009 Do Not Disturb
+15
DEEP END
Deliver 008 Pool Closed
+10
THE HOUSE LOSES
Deliver 007 House Rules
+10
OFF CAMERA
Deliver 006 Heavy Delivery
+10
ATRIUM CLEARED
Deliver 005 Fragile
+10
THROUGH THE HATCH
Deliver 004 Special Handling
+5
BULK RATE
Deliver 003 Bulk Mail
+5
TWO FOR ONE
Deliver 002 Return to Sender
+5
FIRST POST
Deliver 001 First Class
+7
The Statue
Die to The Statue

20 days ago

+50
Nice to Meat You
Defeat the first Cast member
+15
Spring Cleaning
SCRUB 20 tar in one run
+40
Day of Cleansing
Clear a day where every smoke was FILTERed
+30
You a Scrub
SCRUB 50 tar (across runs)
+25
Cleaning Lady
SCRUB 10 tar in one day
+10
Graduation
Finish or skip the tutorial

21 days ago

+15
Repeat Customer
Beat the 2nd boss day
+15
Chain Reaction
Reach CHAINSMOKE 4
+20
Overkill
End a day at 3x quota
+10
First Blood
Beat the 1st boss day
+10
Cash Money
Hold $100 at once
+5
Tap Out
Forfeit a run
+15
Noon to Night
Have a cig effect trigger at the start AND the end of the same day
+15
Warm-Up
Play a full game, from first serve to game over.
+10
First Brick
Smash your very first brick. Everyone starts somewhere!

4 months ago

+20
Billionaire
Reach 1 billion lifetime Points
+5
First Awakening
Buy the Awakening node
+5
First Reflex
Your finger twitched on its own. You liked that. (1)
+5
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+5
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