namespace NoChillquarium;

/// <summary>
/// Dogecoin cold wallet click → short Ð primer (lot fantasy, one voice).
/// </summary>
public static class EconomyHelp
{
	public sealed class Section
	{
		public string Title { get; init; }
		public string Body { get; init; }
	}

	public static IReadOnlyList<Section> Sections { get; } = new[]
	{
		new Section
		{
			Title = "Pitch",
			Body = "Suspended on Grandma's porch. Grandpa's 2014 dogecoin box still lives under the steps. The tank filter keeps it ticking. She roasts you and still packs cookies."
		},
		new Section
		{
			Title = "Loop",
			Body = "Act I: feed the glass, fill the tin. Act II: sweat for Brad, mash for Grandma, fight 4B. Act III: flush the pipes you heard walking home. Flip commons. Keep Painted / Golden / Rainbow."
		},
		new Section
		{
			Title = "Risk / reward",
			Body = "Fight: lobby odds · ~2×+ purse · Rematch · lose = scrap + 28s hurt. Combine pays Ð on birth. Adventure rooms show stakes; die keeps the bag, faucet home hurt. Meth = money then crash. M80 = scrap the duds."
		},
		new Section
		{
			Title = "Wallet",
			Body = "Cookie tin = leftover Ð from Grandpa's miner. Fish swim, pump draws, the porch box drips dog money in here. Funeral canceled. Tap anytime."
		},
		new Section
		{
			Title = "Ladder",
			Body = "Tin (setup) → ugly choir + Brad's garage (confrontation) → pipes (payoff). Decor / Shady mid-game. Tools → BAD for porch felonies. Endings on the dock when Ready."
		},
		new Section
		{
			Title = "Cast",
			Body = "You: swagger, talks to the camera. Grandma: dry love, cookies, bingo. Janitor: peeps, refuses meth (he's on Folgers). Brad (4B): laminated receipts, sock-drawer M80s."
		},
		new Section
		{
			Title = "Endings",
			Body = "Pride = aboms + championship + respect. Wuss = rich, never fought. Your Fault = deaths / sharks / porch crimes / WMD+whale. Dock when Ready. Ocean sharks: Fend or Scare."
		},
		new Section
		{
			Title = "Trophies",
			Body = "Top-right ACH. Twenty porch trophies. Locked lines tell you what to do next. Tape an M80. Mash a fish with a flamingo. Offer the janitor meth. He will say no."
		},
	};

	public static string Footer => "Cookie tin · don't lose it";
}