5/11
one month ago
+10
Winner Winner
Win your first match
+5
First Blood
Get your first kill
+5
Signed In, Locked In
Select your first ship
+50
2000 Spank Speed
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
+10
Dim the Lights
Complete the Dungeon on Descension Level 1.
+25
Cure the Damned
Kill 50 enemies.
+15
A Hair's Breadth
Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.
+25
Unlock Garry
+10
Unlock Baron
+10
Unlock Stingray
+15
Pick up 5 pickups
+15
A Flickering Flame
Complete the Dungeon for the first time.
+20
Still Wakes the Dead
Defeat the Wraith.
+10
Apprentice
Reach level 5.
+10
Shattered Steel
Defeat a skilled swordsman.
+10
Glimmers of Greatness
Find an Epic item.
+10
Holy Shit
Kill a particularly rabid undead.
+5
Cleanup Crew
Kill 10 enemies.
+5
Making Progress
Reach level 2.
+10
Death's Dance
Parry an attack that would've killed you.
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+5
Welcome to the Dungeon
Die for the first time.
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
10,000,000,000
100,000,000
1,000,000
100,000
10,000
1000
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+10
Hunter
Kill 100 mobs
+25
Cold Blooded
Kill 100 mobs without taking damage
+5
The Soldier
Reach level 5
+5
Arsenal
Buy a weapon
+10
Rampage
Kill 50 mobs in one life
+5
The Beginner
Kills 10 mobs
2 months ago
+5
First Blood... Yours.
Die for the first time
+10
Headhunter
Headshot 10 enemies
+20
On A Roll
Get a 5 killstreak